Right then. Two weeks ago, Guybrush sent me on a bullshit treasure hunt meant for you, me, and someone named Xion. At the end of it was a bunch of shit and a letter. Here's what it said.

"Congratulations on finding the treasure! I hid this message in such an inconvenient way because it could be watching me at any time. The reason for this letter is because I might have accidentally made an evil shadow monster want to kill you guys. Sorry about that."