009 - [Action/Voice]

[hageshii]

[Meanwhile (or LATERWHILE because this is forward-dated to this evening), Goroh is at Good Spirits, sitting on a stool up at the bar. But rather than doing his usual thing of just hanging out there, he's got his journal out in front of him for a voice message.]

Goroh here. Listen up, I've promised a few people I'd have a drink with them. If you're one of those people, you should know where to find me.

[And that'll do for now. If he hasn't asked you for a drink, you can still bother him anyways.]

Comments

[hageshii]

[Goroh puts down the glass, swallows, and is silent.]

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

Ahh! That's great. As foul-tasting as ever!

[hageshii]

Tastes like absolute shit. Pour me another one.

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

[He pours each of them another glass.]

[hageshii]

What's in this stuff anyways?

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

It can vary, but the pirates of Melee Island listed some of the common ingredients for me once. Stuff like rum, acetone, sulphuric acid, artificial sweeteners, and pepperoni.

[hageshii]

Huh. Sure, why not? [He knocks another one back.]

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

[Guybrush does the same.]

You can make mixed drinks with it, too. Like Grogatinis.

[hageshii]

Yeah, gonna have to pass on that Guybro. At least tonight.

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

I don't know how to make them, anyway. One time I tried pouring a hangover cure into one but... that didn't work out too well.

[hageshii]

Hangover cure, huh? I could've used that after the blizzard.

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

I tried to make one, but I couldn't find a dog.

[hageshii]

...

Why do you need a dog?

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

Because one of the ingredients is hair of the dog that bit you!

[hageshii]

I just decided I'm no longer interested.

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it kind of hurts, but it really works!

[hageshii]

Yeah? Well maybe I'll try it sometime. I'll leave the ingredients to you.

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

The others are easy to get. Just an egg and some pepper.

[hageshii]

How hard can a dog be to find?

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

They never seem to be around when you need them.

[hageshii]

Maybe you should put out a request. "Wanted: Dog to bite me in the ass."

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

Hey, that's a pretty good idea!

[hageshii]

You should sell tickets.

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

People would pay to see that?

[hageshii]

Well no, because there isn't any money here. It'd still be a sight.