011 - [Voice]

[hageshii]

Now look, I acted a little stupid last week. But to be perfectly fair, you kids could have been a lot more cooperative. I think we all learned something valuable that day. That you kids should avoid people with bags and that I don't like any kids but my own.

Anyways, we'll be getting new feathers soon. Anyone care to make a gentleman's wager on what the first one will be like? I'm going to go with teenage girl, perky and annoying, and dressed way skimpier than she ought to be. Any takers?

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[hageshii]

Nope. This is the first time. I figure it can't hurt any.

[herotypical]

So much for the gentleman's wager bit, huh?

[hageshii]

Yeah, but it ain't gonna happen. No need to pussyfoot around it.

[ voice ]

[hageshii]

Glad you agree. I'd ask for your wager, but you might cheat with that magic crystal ball of yours.

[hageshii]

Lady's wager doesn't quite roll off the tongue.

[herotypical]

And I'm supposed to just accept that it was all one big literary choice? [She chuckles.]

What are you even wagering with?

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[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ :| ]

Don't. Bring that up.

[not_meatbuns]

Nonetheless, it seems a little... perverse betting on who else will be pulled away from home.

[hageshii]

Hmph, I guess you wouldn't know something like that. Nothing is being wagered. The only thing you get by winning is respect.

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[hageshii]

Fine. Care to make a guess?

[lt-linguist.livejournal.com]

Where I come from, girls are allowed to think for themselves.

[stalkedbymybro.livejournal.com]

[hageshii]

Maybe, but look. People get sent home all the time and apparently don't remember anything that happened here. Frankly, everything that happens here doesn't matter one bit. So you might as well enjoy your time here until your number's up.

[herotypical]

Well--I guess that's better than betting for kittens.

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[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

No. I'm not tempting fate.

[hageshii]

Compared to how other people were acting? I think I did pretty damn good.

[hageshii]

Why would you want to-

Anyways, your guess?

[hageshii]

Where I come from, which I remember being a little further ahead than you are, everyone can think what they want about people, even the ones you don't like.

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[hageshii]

Too bad. With your insight, I bet you could have done well.

[herotypical]

[It's a vamp thing.]

I'm gonna go with yet another ye olde middle ages kid who wouldn't know what a dvd player was if one was thrown at their head.

[hageshii]

What the hell is a DVD player? [Is that like Betamax?]

[mog-summoner.livejournal.com]

Just a little?!

You were kidnapping children!!

[stalkedbymybro.livejournal.com]

[herotypical]

My case, see how it rests?

[SIGH.]

[hageshii]

Who gives a damn about them? They didn't do much to help anyone.