hageshii: (Yeah whatever)
Now look, I acted a little stupid last week. But to be perfectly fair, you kids could have been a lot more cooperative. I think we all learned something valuable that day. That you kids should avoid people with bags and that I don't like any kids but my own.

Anyways, we'll be getting new feathers soon. Anyone care to make a gentleman's wager on what the first one will be like? I'm going to go with teenage girl, perky and annoying, and dressed way skimpier than she ought to be. Any takers?
hageshii: (Oh really?)
[After school ends today, there will be a man waiting for the children to leave. But they won't be returning to their home today. You see, there is a nice jolly man (who looks creepy and has a sword strapped to his waist) waiting outside. He's offering candy!

If you accept, he'll be taking you to House 55, since it's vacant and nice and roomy. Why? Because it's now the Daycare Facility for Luceti! Fortunately he spent all of yesterday putting bars on the windows, new locks on the doors, and childproofing the entire place. Although there is easy liquor, smokes, and junk food to be had. Outside the house is a sign that reads:

Daily Child Care Service

Feel free to have your little tykes jump into this post during the recruiting stage or back at the house. Threadjacking and threadhopping is perfectly fine, because let's be honest, there's a shitload of you little fuckers running around.]

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