011 - [Voice]

[hageshii]

Now look, I acted a little stupid last week. But to be perfectly fair, you kids could have been a lot more cooperative. I think we all learned something valuable that day. That you kids should avoid people with bags and that I don't like any kids but my own.

Anyways, we'll be getting new feathers soon. Anyone care to make a gentleman's wager on what the first one will be like? I'm going to go with teenage girl, perky and annoying, and dressed way skimpier than she ought to be. Any takers?

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[ voice ]

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

Well, I have predicted that Goddamn crystal ball of mine is going to end up breaking someone's window here. I wonder whose?

[hageshii]

I already had this conversation with you, kid. Not doing it again.

[mog-summoner.livejournal.com]

Well too bad. I'm still mad at you!

[hageshii]

I'm sick of people not knowing what a damn holovid is.

[stalkedbymybro.livejournal.com]

[ voice ]

[hageshii]

I don't think you have the arm for it.

[herotypical]

See, now? Now you're just spouting techy nonsense. Like...Jim, or Bones does.

[hageshii]

And I don't give a damn! We'll get along like old chums now.

[ voice ]

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

Is that a bet?

[ B-Bones, do you realize what you're saying... ]

[hageshii]

Yeah. No idea who you are talking about.

[ voice ]

[hageshii]

Only if I get to do the same thing to your window.

[herotypical]

One's a future captain the other's a future doctor. I mean, they are what they are...just from the future.

[hageshii]

I thought you were a dictator.

[ voice ]

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

And get on the bad side of the women who live here?

[hageshii]

Oh, McCoy. Yeah, him and his lot. They're from the past too.

[ voice ]

[hageshii]

[Oh, but he already is!]

I'm already on a lot of people's bad sides. I might as well be introduced to them.

[stalkedbymybro.livejournal.com]

[herotypical]

Yeah. McCoy. [Pause] The past? You mean--you're even more future fantastic than they are? My God.

[hageshii]

Oh. Twin brother, huh?

[hageshii]

It's lonely up here on the top, but I try to make the best of it.

[stalkedbymybro.livejournal.com]

[ voice ]

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

You're incorrigible.

[herotypical]

So, how do you know my housemate, the good doctor?

[ voice ]

[hageshii]

It's why my fans love me.

[mog-summoner.livejournal.com]

Nooo we're not.