015 - [Written]

[hageshii]

Dear Assholes,

Does anyone hear an echo in here?

"Hey what does this hole do?" "Don't touch that socket!"
"Hey what does this hole do?" "Don't touch that socket!"

We got it the first time. Give it a rest, people. There's electricity in the walls. Poke it and you're fucked. We don't need to hear it ten times. You got your stupid, primitive technology shit. Big fucking deal. Call me when we get something modern.

Yours,
Samurai Goroh

Comments

[written]

[hageshii]

People just like the attention.

And tell me about it.

[written]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

And second-degree burns, I guess.

But if we got technology like that, we'd probably have people losing hands in engines. Or disintegrating in warp drives.

[written]

[hageshii]

I'd like to have my own ship to get off this rock, but I doubt they'll be so generous.

[written]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

If it meant people trying to escape, you can bet they wouldn't give it freely.

[written]

[hageshii]

Goes without saying.

[written]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

That's why we'll just have to see what we can build with this new equipment.

[written]

[hageshii]

It's a little low tech compared to what I'm used to. It'll take some doing.

[written]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

It'd be too easy otherwise. [Especially for Luceti.]

[written]

[hageshii]

Yeah. Guess we'll see what happens.