015 - [Written]

[hageshii]

Dear Assholes,

Does anyone hear an echo in here?

"Hey what does this hole do?" "Don't touch that socket!"
"Hey what does this hole do?" "Don't touch that socket!"

We got it the first time. Give it a rest, people. There's electricity in the walls. Poke it and you're fucked. We don't need to hear it ten times. You got your stupid, primitive technology shit. Big fucking deal. Call me when we get something modern.

Yours,
Samurai Goroh

Comments

[Written]

[vipermirage.livejournal.com]

Is that a brain I hear working on your end? That won't do, turn it off now. How can you dare to have a working brain there? That's illegal here!




Wonder how many people will come to you with a "But some people may still have not heard it because they didn't have their journals!" song.

[Written]

[hageshii]

There will be a few, I'm sure.

I prefer to let natural selection run its course.

[Written]

[vipermirage.livejournal.com]

Specially in a place where dead people return not long after. I don't see what's the problem with letting some die a stupid death if they are going to return. Maybe people are just scared of others actually learning stuff and getting a brain of their own.

[Written -> Voice]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't normally respond to written posts, but Goroh, you're speaking his language. The following word is written huge, sloppily, and underlined furiously several times.]

THANKYOU

[Then he switches to voice because he's lazy.]

And people think I'm stupid. Sounds like the first thing people do is jam stuff in the holes, and then they got to tell the whole damn world about it. Morons.

[Voice]

[hageshii]

There's two types of people in this world. Idiots and the people who get to make fun of them.

[Voice]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

But this's makin' it way too easy.

[written]

[book-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

It's like people are going out of their way to open up the outlets and poke them.

And yeah, this isn't modern at all.

[written]

[hageshii]

People just like the attention.

And tell me about it.

[voice]

[not_meatbuns]

You know, Mr. Goroh, for many people here, this is all still very new. Although I do wish more people would pay attention to the journals so they could learn not to touch the sockets...

...Maybe we should invest in child safety plugs for the less... modern residents.

[voice]

[hageshii]

Nothing wrong with warnings. That Cid guy from the Repair Shop put out a handy warning and explanation. But it was the only one we needed.

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

If humans are so dumb as to stick their hands into a strange hole then they deserve what is coming to them. They will be back in a week and hopefully less pathetic.

[Yeah, not like he's seen these outlets, but hearing from others, it sounded like it would have been more fun without the warnings and to instead see people all kill themselves.]

[hageshii]

They'll find some other way to be idiots.

[Written]

[unseenspy.livejournal.com]

Dear Idiot,

We certainly did not need that. Some people from different worlds are genuinely unfamiliar with electricity, so there's no need to make fun of them.

Yours,
Anonymous

[Written]

[trueknight]

If they want to mess around with things they don't understand after being warned, let them. Maybe with enough shocks to their systems, they'll learn.

[Written]

[hageshii]

A good shock can kill a normal person. But they'll come back in a week anyway, a wiser person.

[ written ]

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

Try using the suggestion box next time.

[ written ]

[hageshii]

Don't think it'll have the immediate effect I was hoping for.

[Written]

[outwalks.livejournal.com]

Hey. Does it offend you?

[Written]

[hageshii]

Nope.

[Written]

[hageshii]

Or just bored.

[Voice]

[smoking-space.livejournal.com]

[There's a muffled noise that could be either a groan or a curse. Probably both.]

I goddamn tried. [And that when he was fresh off the battlefield, too. He even made himself available to people who were smart enough to come ask what shit did rather than do the fork-in-the-hole bit. Yeah, he's got no more patience.]

Fuck it, I'm goin' t'bed. Tell those bozos if they die, it's their own fuckin' fault.

[Voice]

[hageshii]

You got it, captain.

[Written]

[esper-flight.livejournal.com]

What do you consider modern?

[Written]

[hageshii]

A machine where you tell it what you want and the damn thing makes it for you automatically.