hageshii: (Annoyed)
Samurai Goroh ([personal profile] hageshii) wrote2010-03-23 11:42 am

015 - [Written]

Dear Assholes,

Does anyone hear an echo in here?

"Hey what does this hole do?" "Don't touch that socket!"
"Hey what does this hole do?" "Don't touch that socket!"

We got it the first time. Give it a rest, people. There's electricity in the walls. Poke it and you're fucked. We don't need to hear it ten times. You got your stupid, primitive technology shit. Big fucking deal. Call me when we get something modern.

Yours,
Samurai Goroh

[Voice]

[identity profile] smoking-space.livejournal.com 2010-03-23 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a muffled noise that could be either a groan or a curse. Probably both.]

I goddamn tried. [And that when he was fresh off the battlefield, too. He even made himself available to people who were smart enough to come ask what shit did rather than do the fork-in-the-hole bit. Yeah, he's got no more patience.]

Fuck it, I'm goin' t'bed. Tell those bozos if they die, it's their own fuckin' fault.