hageshii: (Annoyed)
Samurai Goroh ([personal profile] hageshii) wrote2010-03-23 11:42 am

015 - [Written]

Dear Assholes,

Does anyone hear an echo in here?

"Hey what does this hole do?" "Don't touch that socket!"
"Hey what does this hole do?" "Don't touch that socket!"

We got it the first time. Give it a rest, people. There's electricity in the walls. Poke it and you're fucked. We don't need to hear it ten times. You got your stupid, primitive technology shit. Big fucking deal. Call me when we get something modern.

Yours,
Samurai Goroh

[identity profile] blackenedchaos.livejournal.com 2010-03-23 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
If humans are so dumb as to stick their hands into a strange hole then they deserve what is coming to them. They will be back in a week and hopefully less pathetic.

[Yeah, not like he's seen these outlets, but hearing from others, it sounded like it would have been more fun without the warnings and to instead see people all kill themselves.]

[identity profile] blackenedchaos.livejournal.com 2010-03-23 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
They always do. But at least different ways keep them somewhat entertaining.

[identity profile] blackenedchaos.livejournal.com 2010-03-23 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
The only shame is that burnt flesh smells so horrible. It sounds like an interesting invention really.