hageshii | 015 - [Written]

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015 - [Written]

Dear Assholes,

Does anyone hear an echo in here?

"Hey what does this hole do?" "Don't touch that socket!"
"Hey what does this hole do?" "Don't touch that socket!"

We got it the first time. Give it a rest, people. There's electricity in the walls. Poke it and you're fucked. We don't need to hear it ten times. You got your stupid, primitive technology shit. Big fucking deal. Call me when we get something modern.

Yours,
Samurai Goroh

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Money. Though if that arrived here probably the "nice kids" would go crazy and do a human combustion show or something, since their little heads can't understand the mere concept of trade. Add in numbers and you'll have them fried in no time.

Same here, though I hope it'll be a hot summer. To give this whole thing a better reason to be here, people seemed to be doing quite fine without it anyway.

Maybe, maybe not. I've been across the galaxy and trade is pretty universal.

I thought so too. Until I arrived here and found that there's no economic system, not even something as basic and universal and trade.

It's a prison. Of course it doesn't have an economic system. This ain't a real town.

If you think prisons lack an economic system either your world's prisons are far different from mine's or you're really naive.

If it's the later I would suggest you to watch out for dropped soap bars.

Don't be an ass. I've been in and out of enough jails to know what a pack of cigarettes will get you in a jail.

This one just happens to be a bit more efficient than any other place I've been in. But don't think that there ain't some business being done with the people around here.

Oh, you actually got caught? I'm sorry for your bad luck.

If they are I would like to know where, it's a real pain to get people to pay for something so far. In fact they seem even to have problems with hiring people, even if it's for nothing. The only one without problems is a frigging loud teenager with too much free time.

At the very least work would help to kill the boredom.

You could always give yourself a job digging ditches.

The idea is to kill boredom, not to increase it. And to do that I would give in to Squalo and start doing the cleaning or something around the house.

I'll keep the idea in mind though, one can never say "never ever", right?

Great. I'm glad for you.

Yes, of course you are.

Yup.

How nice that we agree.

Yup.

Sup.

Nothing.

Aw, that's not fun.

Actually maybe a little.

Maybe.

Totally is.

Yeah.

You think so, right?

No.

Good, otherwise you would have been wrong.

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