015 - [Written]

[hageshii]

Dear Assholes,

Does anyone hear an echo in here?

"Hey what does this hole do?" "Don't touch that socket!"
"Hey what does this hole do?" "Don't touch that socket!"

We got it the first time. Give it a rest, people. There's electricity in the walls. Poke it and you're fucked. We don't need to hear it ten times. You got your stupid, primitive technology shit. Big fucking deal. Call me when we get something modern.

Yours,
Samurai Goroh

Comments

[voice]

[not_meatbuns]

Apparently either people missed that warning, or they were just too curious for their own good.

...The clinic is going to be swamped with minor shocks and burns for a while, I'm sure.

[voice]

[hageshii]

Or falling refrigerators.

[voice]

[not_meatbuns]

Please don't say that. [She likes to think people know better than to pull down six foot boxes on themselves, primitive or not.]

[voice]

[hageshii]

Lot of little kids running around the place.

[voice]

[not_meatbuns]

[Way to reach right in and tap that Mothering Nerve, Goroh. She cringes.]

Which is why I think we really need child safety plugs, at the very least.

[voice]

[hageshii]

Not every kid lives with an adult here.

[voice]

[not_meatbuns]

[And now she's feeling absolutely terrible, but she sees what you're doing there, Goroh. Cue irritation in her tone.]

Now you're just trying to make me feel bad.

[voice]

[hageshii]

That's not my intention, Litchi. Just stating the facts and how things are.

[voice]

[not_meatbuns]

[Guilt trip stoked higher. She grows quiet again.]

I'm sorry for snapping, Mr. Goroh. I suppose I just... worry far too much about the way things are here.

[voice]

[hageshii]

[Changing the subject now.]

So what about Bang? He make it back in one piece?

[voice]

[not_meatbuns]

[She sounds a little surprised.]

Yes, he made it back just fine. Why do you ask?

[voice]

[hageshii]

Figured pretending to care about him was a condition of that poker game.

[voice]

[not_meatbuns]

You don't have to pretend anything, Mr. Goroh. All I ask is that the two of you don't pick fights with each other.

[voice]

[hageshii]

Good to know.