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[Life has a way of being weird. Really weird and ironic. Death manages to top that. Because when Goroh suddenly finds himself breathing again, he opens his eyes to see the forest above. He was in the heat of battle. Hazama was attacking. That girl was nearby. He could have ignored it, but he didn't. He jumped in at the last moment, taking the blow. And then it went dark. And now he was here. In the woods. Feeling extremely uncomfortable. After a moment, he realized where he was. You've got to be fucking kidding me.

After spending about twenty minutes going over in his mind what happened and trying to figure out what he's lost as a result, he opens up his journal and decides to be conversational.]

Turns out dying is overrated as hell. It's got nothing on the Poripotian Space Flu. Not sure why people make a big damn deal out of it.

Damn. I could really use a smoke though.

[For awhile, Goroh will just be out in the forest answering his journal. He's sitting in front of a bath tub. In the middle of the forest. That he arrived in. Somehow the irony of it is amusing enough to make him not mind dying so much.]

(ooc: Also, this is forward dated to the middle of Monday in the afternoon.]

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... you mean they arrived in Luceti in her tub?

Isn't that what I just said?

Yeah, but... I've never heard of people showing up like that before. Usually they end up out in the forest somewhere. It seems like the Malnosso's sense of humor is just getting stranger and stranger.

Maybe they think that's just too boring.

I just hope people don't start showing up in my bathtub too.

Don't say that. It's probably the only way you'll ever get any action.

[Oh Goroh, if only you knew that Emil used to get more than you've been getting lately.]

Hey, what's that supposed to mean?

[Goroh had his wife here for like, a week. Maybe a month. He got a LOT of action.]

It means don't look a gift horse in the mouth. You might just get a pretty lady in your tub. If you're lucky, you might be in at the time.

That would be nice if I actually wanted a pretty lady in my tub, but I think it would just end up being awkward instead.

[Goroh shakes his head.] Tch. Hopeless.

... m-maybe they'll land in your tub instead?

[Goroh just rolls his eyes and picks up his journal. Apparently it's more interesting than you, Mophead.]

[Emil is not so dumb that he can't tell what that means.]

Um... I guess I'd better be going now. Enjoy your new bathtub?

[NO REPLY.]

[OKAY FINE leaving now, you big meanie. 8|]

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