011 - [Voice]

[hageshii]

Now look, I acted a little stupid last week. But to be perfectly fair, you kids could have been a lot more cooperative. I think we all learned something valuable that day. That you kids should avoid people with bags and that I don't like any kids but my own.

Anyways, we'll be getting new feathers soon. Anyone care to make a gentleman's wager on what the first one will be like? I'm going to go with teenage girl, perky and annoying, and dressed way skimpier than she ought to be. Any takers?

Comments

[herotypical]

That you want to get my friend all liquored up for your own warped musical amusement?

[hageshii]

Not how I would have put it, but sure. That sounds good.

[herotypical]

Indulge me. How would you have put it?

[hageshii]

Go and get him absolutely pissed drunk and then drag him through town where everyone can see.

[herotypical]

Kinda cruel, don't you think?

[hageshii]

Only if he remembers. I'm sure I can prevent that.

[herotypical]

More drinking is not, I think, what Bones needs.

[hageshii]

He's the doctor, not you. Besides, aren't you a little too Stone Age to be telling us fantastic future folk what to do?

[herotypical]

[Stone age? Gasp.]

He's a great doctor, but a lousy patient. Think about it.

[hageshii]

It's sounding better and better all the time.

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[herotypical]

Try this on for size, then. I need him sober. I'm kinda entirely under his care, at the moment.

[Along with someone else.]

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[hageshii]

I think you're really overestimating just how much of a kind and caring person I am. I realize I've probably given the wrong impression up until now, but I guess it's time to come clean. I really am that much of a jerk.

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[herotypical]

Oh, see? Now you're the one getting your underestimation on. I've gone way past the point of jaded--to far to bank on any kind of kindness. This is self-service at its best. You can talk to McCoy yourself. Me? I'm not a force to be reckoned with. More like one to be more than a little apprehensive about.

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[hageshii]

Lady, I don't give a damn if you're some kind of godsdamned superhero. You wouldn't be the first. If you want to convince the good doctor that drinking is immoral, be my guest. But I ain't gonna fancy foot around anyone because they've got a case of the sniffles.

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[herotypical]

Immoral? I don't recall getting up on any high horse. Least of all with sniffles. In fact, I've pretty much never had the sniffles.

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[hageshii]

You should look up Litchi, she's a doctor too. [Although she's even worse than McCoy when she's drunk.]

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[herotypical]

Litchi?

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[hageshii]

Litchi Faye-Ling. She's new.

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[herotypical]

I think I can manage with just one doctor in my life, but--err--thanks?

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[hageshii]

Sure. Glad everything's settled, then.