011 - [Voice]

[hageshii]

Now look, I acted a little stupid last week. But to be perfectly fair, you kids could have been a lot more cooperative. I think we all learned something valuable that day. That you kids should avoid people with bags and that I don't like any kids but my own.

Anyways, we'll be getting new feathers soon. Anyone care to make a gentleman's wager on what the first one will be like? I'm going to go with teenage girl, perky and annoying, and dressed way skimpier than she ought to be. Any takers?

Comments

[hageshii]

What of it?

[herotypical]

Just seems a little...ubercallous.

[hageshii]

We haven't met. I'm Goroh and I don't give a damn. Nice to meet you.

[herotypical]

I'm Buffy, and I've been trying to not give a damn for years. Turns out it doesn't work that way.

[Pause.] But, sure--nice to meet you, too.

[hageshii]

As you can see, it took me a lot longer to become the desensitized asshole I am today. But don't worry, it'll come to you in time.

Care to make a wager?

[herotypical]

So much for the gentleman's wager bit, huh?

[hageshii]

Lady's wager doesn't quite roll off the tongue.

[herotypical]

And I'm supposed to just accept that it was all one big literary choice? [She chuckles.]

What are you even wagering with?

[hageshii]

Hmph, I guess you wouldn't know something like that. Nothing is being wagered. The only thing you get by winning is respect.

[herotypical]

Well--I guess that's better than betting for kittens.

[hageshii]

Why would you want to-

Anyways, your guess?

[herotypical]

[It's a vamp thing.]

I'm gonna go with yet another ye olde middle ages kid who wouldn't know what a dvd player was if one was thrown at their head.

[hageshii]

What the hell is a DVD player? [Is that like Betamax?]

[herotypical]

My case, see how it rests?

[SIGH.]

[hageshii]

I'm sick of people not knowing what a damn holovid is.

[herotypical]

See, now? Now you're just spouting techy nonsense. Like...Jim, or Bones does.

[hageshii]

Yeah. No idea who you are talking about.

[herotypical]

One's a future captain the other's a future doctor. I mean, they are what they are...just from the future.

[hageshii]

Oh, McCoy. Yeah, him and his lot. They're from the past too.

[herotypical]

Yeah. McCoy. [Pause] The past? You mean--you're even more future fantastic than they are? My God.

[hageshii]

It's lonely up here on the top, but I try to make the best of it.

[herotypical]

So, how do you know my housemate, the good doctor?

[hageshii]

We got stranded in the bar during the blizzard. You should hear the guy sing some time.

[herotypical]

I think I'll pass. The little bit I did witness was kinda enough for me. He should probably stick to patching people up and being a grump.

[hageshii]

Pretty sure I prefer drunk 'Bones'. The sober version wants to smash my windows.